Started my new job as a postman today…
The pay isn’t great but I managed to give myself a really good bonus from the envelopes addressed “Cash 4 Gold”.
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JunFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.24
JunGolf Caddies
Q. What do Golf Caddies and women have in common?
A. The best ones are either holding your wood or holding an iron.
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JunGone in 60 Seconds
Can’t seem to find my ‘Gone in 60 Seconds’ DVD.
It was here a minute ago.
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JunWheelchair
Q. What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
A. Virgin Mobile.
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JunLast Person
Last night a girl in a bar told me “I wouldn’t f*ck you if you were the last person alive.”
I leaned over to her and whispered “But who would be around to stop me?”
That wiped the smug look off her face.
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JunOld Chinese
in Racist Jokes
Q. What do you call an old Chinese person?
A. Yung No Moa