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02
Jul

Invisibility Cloak

By Sammy
in Surreal Jokes
+25 -11

Just invented an invisibility cloak. Everything you cover becomes invisible.
Unfortunately you can still see the cloak itself so further work is needed.

30
Jun

Bird Watching

By Dave
in Animal Jokes
+15 -19

Beautiful summers day today great for bird watching. Just seen some great tits.

30
Jun

Register

By Dave11
in General Jokes
+13 -16

Does anyone know where I can register to become a sex offender?

28
Jun

World Cup Defeat

By Daws
in Sports Jokes
+26 -37

Germans have lost in Russia again. When will they learn? At least they didn’t kill any Jews this time.

28
Jun

Birthday

By Daws
in General Jokes
+23 -9

My parents gave me a really cheap dictionary for my birthday yesterday. I couldn’t find the words to thank them.

26
Jun

Dating Advice For Ugly People

By Dave
in Relationship Jokes
+10 -19

No + Rohypnol = Yes

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