I went to the bookshop today to get a book about conspiracies and government control of the media but I couldn’t find anything. Coincidence?
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JulFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.08
JulBar
in Sports Jokes
A Scotsman, Irishman and German walk into a bar… There’s normally an Englishman but he’s at the World cup.
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JulHand Pick-Up Line
Wow your hand looks really heavy.
Would you like me to hold it for you?
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JulHomelessness
The day homelessness will end is the day when the ‘Big Issue’ decides to start including pictures of tits.
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JulAutoGlass
I’m not normally suspicious, but the wife told me yesterday that Gavin from Autoglass came round and injected his special resin into her crack. She hasn’t even got a car.
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JulDrug Test
Had a random drug test today at work and my results were negative. My dealer has got a lot of explaining to do.