Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Change The World

in Relationship Jokes
+23 -14

If you want to change the world do it while you’re single.
Once you get married you can’t even change the TV channel.

First Girlfriend

in Relationship Jokes
+20 -17

My son brought his first girlfriend home tonight. The verdict? Flat chested, fat legs, and a flabby arse.
Oh, and she doesn’t react well to criticism.

SexyTube

in Dirty Jokes
+6 -18

Fed up of website popups on the SexyTube website. No SexyTube I do not want to play poker, I’m at work.

Midgets

in Disabled Jokes
+29 -26

What they lack in body, they make up in forehead.

Red Neck

in Racist Jokes
+43 -27

Q. What do you call a red neck who doesn’t f*ck his sister?
A. An only child.

Hay Fever

in General Jokes
+20 -16

If pollen is ‘plant sperm’ then does that mean people who suffer from hay fever are actually being raped trees?

If so then trees should be chopped down as revenge in my opinion.