Knock knock,
Who’s there?
Grandad . .
Shiiit, stop the funeral!
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AugFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.13
AugBeard Growing
in Racist Jokes
Had a beard growing competition over the weekend with one of my Indian friends from work.
She won.
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AugDivorce
I’m going through a divorce at the moment and my wife told me she is going to make sure that my bank balance is £0…
That’s nice of her, paying off my debts.
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AugOrphans
Are orphans allowed to watch PG movies?
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AugIrony
My friend told me that I just don’t understand irony.
Which was ironic because we were at a bus stop at the time.
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AugSmell
The following conversation took place between me and my wife
Me: What’s that smell?
Wife: I can’t smell anything.
Me: Neither can I, get that f*cking cooker on.