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02
Aug

Bald

By SteveA
in Relationship Jokes
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+16 -15

I woke up bald this morning.

I think my wife misunderstood me when I told her to shave her twat.

31
Jul

Chicken

By Dave
in Dirty Jokes
+17 -25

Q. What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chicken?
A. Banned from the supermarket

31
Jul

Two Weeks

By Bobby
in Relationship Jokes
Tags:
+15 -15

I’ve just been given two weeks to live. My wife’s going on vacation for a couple of weeks.

29
Jul

Camera

By SteveA
in Racist Jokes
+23 -32

Q. What do you call a Chinese guy with a camera?
A. Japanese.

29
Jul

50th Birthday

By Daws
in Relationship Jokes
+34 -14

I gave my dad his 50th birthday card the other day. As the tears filled his eyes he softy said to me “You only had to give me 1 card son”.

27
Jul

Doctor Pickup Line

By Don Juan
in Pick Up Lines
+12 -29

Hi, is your dad a doctor??? because I prefer my kidnap victims to have rich parents.

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