Me and my girlfriend decided to start trying the whole long-distance relationship thing yesterday.
The police said I have to stay 100ft away from her and I have to stop calling her my girlfriend.
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AugFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.20
AugShocked
Most people are shocked when they find out…
I’m a self-taught electrician.
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AugGay Vegan
Never trust a gay vegan. They still eat meat.
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Aug1 month
My wife asked me if I would change our 1 month old son.
I told her I liked the one we have.
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AugSpirm
in Dirty Jokes
Why did the Spirm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong socks before I went for a walk.
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AugLost my internet connection last night and couldn’t use Facebook. I had to spend 4 hours calling 247 of my friends to tell them ‘I hate work, I’m having a glass of wine before going to bed, lol’.