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09
Aug

Orphanage pick up line

By Dave
in Pick Up Lines
+10 -23

Are you an orphanage? Because I want to give you kids.

07
Aug

Doctor

By Dave
in General Jokes
+38 -15

My Doctor has advised me to start running. I’m not ill or anything, I’ve just been sleeping with his wife.

07
Aug

Christians

By MarkA
in Religious Jokes
+24 -24

I don’t understand Christians. They say that gambling is wrong, then bet their entire life on heaven being real.

05
Aug

Coconut Shampoo

By SteveA
in Surreal Jokes
+15 -29

Anyone want some coconut shampoo? I bought some the other day but I don’t have any coconuts.

05
Aug

Annoyed

By StephenP
in Relationship Jokes
+19 -10

My wife gets really annoyed when I use the word ‘cunt’. I suppose she’s got a point, I really should make the effort to learn her mother’s real name.

02
Aug

Wetter

By ArchieB
in Dirty Jokes
+15 -23

What gets wetter the more it dries?

A woman who really enjoys drying things.

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