If you have a parrot and you don’t teach it to say,”Help, I’ve been turned into a parrot!”, you’re wasting everyone’s time.
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AugParrot
in Animal Jokes
Funny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.27
AugBoss
in Dirty Jokes
Just texted the following to my boss from work this morning.
Me: What’s the difference between this morning and your daughter?
Boss: I don’t know.
Me: I’m not coming in this morning.
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AugAmerican Special Forces
I watched a cracking documentary about the American Special Forces last night. It was called ‘Team America: World Police’.
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AugFine Pickup
Man: How u doin?
Woman: Fine
Man: I said how u doin not how u looking!
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AugPedo
in Dirty Jokes
I read somewhere that 15% of the people live next to a pedophile… Luckily I don’t, I live next to a beautiful 7 year old.
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AugCinema
Last night a cinema near me was robbed of over £1000.
The thieves took one large bag of popcorn, two large drinks and a pack of Skittles.