Why did my wife cross the road? To get back to the first shoe shop we went in three f*cking hours ago.
02
SepFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.02
SepFridge
Just got my best friend a fridge for his birthday.
I can’t wait to see his face light up when he opens it.
01
SepTug It
in Dirty Jokes
I sat there with a smile on my face as my girlfriend wrapped her hand around it and started to tug at it. An even bigger smile when she gave it a little wiggle and started moving it around. I couldn’t contain myself when she started using two hands, so I eventually laughed out:
“Here, love, I’ll shift gear for you.”
31
AugInterview
Just had the following conversation at a job interview
Interviewer: What’s your main weakness and strength?
Me: Well my main weakness is knowing the difference between truth and fiction.
Interviewer: And your strength?
Me: My main strength is that I’m Batman!
31
AugBig Deal Pick-Up Line
Hi pleased to meet you. You might already know me. I’m kind of a big deal. I used to be the world’s youngest person.
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AugUnderwear
in Dirty Jokes
My friend got mad at me the other day for smelling his sister’s underwear. I think it might have been because she was still wearing them, or because it was in front of his family. Either way, it made the rest of the funeral really awkward.