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08
Sep

Manchester United

By AlexF
in Sports Jokes
+14 -26

Just signed a £250,000 per week contract to play for Manchester United.

I just need to get them to sign it now.

08
Sep

Burkas

By Dave
in Racist Jokes
+13 -26

How do women in burkas know how to tag eachother on Facebook?

06
Sep

Drink Pickup Line

By Dave134
in Pick Up Lines
+7 -20

You look like I need another drink…

06
Sep

Fire Alarm

By Das21
in General Jokes
+14 -12

I raised the fire-alarm at work today.

The midgets in my office were furious.

04
Sep

Alarm Clock

By SteveA
in General Jokes
+19 -20

Just had a fight with my alarm clock. It wanted me to wake up, I disagreed. Things got violent. Now the alarm clock’s broken and I’m wide awake, so I’m not sure who won.

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