I like to have my steak cooked the same way I like sex with my wife… Rare.
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SepFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.14
SepChinese blacks
in Racist Jokes
What do you call a black Chinese man?
A chiger!
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SepSchool
My son is starting school soon and thinks the other children will pick on him because of his name. I said, “Don’t be silly, Somewan-Yourownsize, why would anyone pick on you?”
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SepBus Today
in Dirty Jokes
I got an erection while on the bus today, it was really embarrassing.
I had to get off the bus and wait at the bus stop for it to go down again.
The people on the bus must have been thinking, “What the f*ck is this driver up to?”
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SepAl Qaeda
Al Qaeda made a huge mistake knocking down both Twin Towers. Just think how embarrassing it would be only having one Twin Tower.
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SepPlane
9/11… also known as “Bring Your Plane into Work Day”.