Q.Why should you not microwave vegetables?
A.The wheelchair can damage the microwave.
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SepFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.18
SepDifferent Girl
I manage to bring a different girl home every weekend. It’s getting quite crowded in my basement.
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SepDrinking
My favourite text message to send to the wife when I’m out drinking at the bar.
“I’ll be home in 5 minutes… If not… read this again!!”
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SepPhone Fun
My girlfriend said, “Fancy a bit of phone fun tonight?” I said, “Yeah, definitely. Let’s call your mum and tell her you’ve died.”
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SepChicken Salad
in Animal Jokes
I made a chicken salad today. Cheeky b*stard didn’t even eat it.
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SepKnock Knock
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dave.
Dave who?
*Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother’s Alzheimers is getting worse.*