Whoever discovered honey was a genius. He must have looked at a buzzing Bee-hive and thought:
“I bet those b*stards are hiding something delicious in there!”.
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SepHoney
in Animal Jokes
Funny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.24
SepSpy Budget Cuts
Now pay attention, 007; this looks like an ordinary suitcase but, if you push this button, a handle comes out and you can wheel it around.
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SepMyself
I often say to myself, “I can’t believe that cloning machine worked!”
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SepFAT
YO MOMMA’S SO FAT, SHE’S ON BOTH SIDES OF THE FAMILY !!!
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SepWife
Q. What do you say to your wife during sex?
A. Nothing.. I don’t phone the wife when I’m having sex.
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SepBlack Paint
in Racist Jokes
Apparently I can’t say “Black paint!” any more. I have to be PC and say, “Please paint that wall, Winston.”