Q. Why did got only take 1 rib from Adam?
A. Because if God had taken any more out Adam would never have needed Eve.
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OctFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.30
SepWifi
I’ve just renamed my WiFi network to “Police Surveillance Van #02”. That should keep my gypsy neighbours on their toes for a while.
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SepFlaccid
I texted my wife a picture of my flaccid peenis today. I wanted to let her know I was thinking about her.
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SepCar
You can tell a lot about a person by their car. For example, if it’s in a ditch, it’s probably owned by a woman.
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SepJay Pickup Line
Hi my name is Jay…
People call me J for short.
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SepWomen Studies
My friend has recently decided to take ‘Women Studies’ at college…
At first I thought it was sexist that the college only offered ‘Women studies’ but then I realised that ‘Men Studies’ is actually called History.