My wife’s a bit like Pinocchio. Every time she tells me lies, her nose swells up.
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OctFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.10
OctSentenced
in Dirty Jokes
Got sentenced in court yesterday for having indecent images on my computer.
The judge said “How does 5-6 years sound?”
I said, “Sexy.”
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OctMcGregor
in Sports Jokes
Conor McGregor walks into a bar and says, “I’ll take a couple of shots please.” The barman says, “You didn’t take them very well on Saturday”
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OctZombie Apocalypse
If the zombie apocalypse ever happens, I’m just going to surround my house with outward facing treadmills. I should be fine.
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OctRonaldo
in Sports Jokes
Christano Ronaldo has just donated $10 million to a rape clinic in Los Angeles. At first they refused his money but he wouldn’t take ‘no’ as an answer and he insisted.
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OctRain-Forest
I’ve just published a book on preserving the rain-forest and what we can do as the human race to help protect it. It’s over 2000 pages long.