Best Funny Surreal Jokes

Funny collection of surreal jokes that will bend your perception of reality.

Hurricanes

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Why do butterflies always get blamed for hurricanes? I personally think it’s all these fidget spinners.

Gay Friend

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I think my friend Steve is gay but i’m not sure, I can never remember names.

The Sun

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Spent the whole of last night sitting in bed thinking about the sun and where it comes from …. and then it dawned on me.

Imminent Death

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We only have 2 minutes left before we die… but every time you breath it resets the clock.

Library

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Did you hear about the police raid of a library in Bucharest?

Fathers Footsteps

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Got a new job today following in my fathers footsteps… I’ve become a minesweeper.