Best Funny Surreal Jokes

Funny collection of surreal jokes that will bend your perception of reality.

Famous Quotes

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“Let me in or i’m going to punch down your house”
Inventor of knocking, 8000 BC

William Hill

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Met somebody at work today called William Hill, what are the odds?

Green and Invsible

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What’s green and Invisible? This cucumber.

Iphone Charging

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Can’t believe how long my Iphone is taking to charge. It’s been soaking in Apple Juice for about 8 hours now but still nothing is coming up on the screen.

Autocorrect

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I really ducking hate autocorrect.

Hurricanes

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Why do butterflies always get blamed for hurricanes? I personally think it’s all these fidget spinners.