18Apr Toy Story By Woody in Surreal Jokes +48 -63 Do the toys in Toy Story bury their dead or do they just have to watch the kids play with dead toy corpses?
13Dec New Car By AVW2 in Surreal Jokes +12 -27 Did you hear about the new car that’s been release in Portugal? It can fit a small child in the boot. It’s called the Renault McCann
28May Ghosts By Dave in Surreal Jokes +24 -40 I’ll never forget my 1st week as a detective, it was terrifying. I kept seeing ghosts at every crime scene but then I found out they actually use white blankets to cover the dead.
18Jul Star Sign By Das21 in Surreal Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +13 -30 My wife’s star sign was cancer and it’s quite ironic how she died really… She was killed by an angry goat.
20Nov TV Show By MarkA in Surreal Jokes +14 -31 What if life is a reality tv show created by aliens and the winner is the person who gets the most guests to go to their funeral.
01Jul Star Sign By Dave in Surreal Jokes +5 -23 My girlfriend was tragically killed by a goat last week which is ironic because her star sign is Leo.