28Apr Fathers Footsteps By ChrisC in Surreal Jokes +8 -20 Got a new job today following in my fathers footsteps… I’ve become a minesweeper.
17Jul Mental By Dannw in Surreal Jokes +12 -24 In the 1990s if you photographed your breakfast, developed the photo and then showed it to all your friends people would think you were a mental c*nt!
11Feb Monsanto By Chachu in Surreal Jokes +6 -19 Monsanto have just released a new genetically modified insect to help with weight loss. It’s a mosquito but instead of sucking blood it sucks out fat.
15Aug Free Tattoo By Natalie in Surreal Jokes +6 -20 Got a free tattoo on my arm yesterday. All I had to do was accidentally pour boiling water on myself.
23Feb The Surfer By Justin Case in Surreal Jokes +18 -32 Surfer 1: I love surfing! Surfer 2: I thought you’re afraid of surfing! Surfer 1: The Internet, that is!
05Aug Coconut Shampoo By SteveA in Surreal Jokes +15 -29 Anyone want some coconut shampoo? I bought some the other day but I don’t have any coconuts.