Best Funny Surreal Jokes

Funny collection of surreal jokes that will bend your perception of reality.

Round The World

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Just got a round the world plane ticket for only $1200. After just 40 hrs I was back at JFK airport.

Book joke

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A large book fell on my head today.

I’ve only got mySHELF to blame

New Born Babies

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Why do new born babies never get any birthday cake?

Mushrooms

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Me: How do I know when the mushrooms are starting to work?
Friend: You’ll know, it hits you pretty hard!
Me: I don’t feel anything.
Toaster: Give it time!

Manslaughter

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Had a really fun night out last night, there’s nothing better than manslaughter. I also enjoy hearing women laugh as well.

William Hill

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Met somebody at work today called William Hill, what are the odds?