Best Funny Surreal Jokes

Funny collection of surreal jokes that will bend your perception of reality.

Vegetable Eating

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

Toothpaste

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Got some extra sensitive toothpaste the other day. It gets really jealous if I use other toothpastes.

Telepathic

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I used to think I was telepathic with the ability to hear people’s thoughts but today my psychiatrist told me I have schizophrenia.

Roof Sale

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Im selling my roof for free… i gues you can say its on the house!

Facebook Button

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Facebook really needs a “You’re an idiot, I want to punch you in the throat!” button.

Round The World

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Just got a round the world plane ticket for only $1200. After just 40 hrs I was back at JFK airport.