21Nov Vegetable Eating By adam fields in Surreal Jokes +36 -42 Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? the wheelchair
02Dec Toothpaste By NBA in Surreal Jokes +18 -24 Got some extra sensitive toothpaste the other day. It gets really jealous if I use other toothpastes.
28Aug Telepathic By NormanV in Surreal Jokes +21 -28 I used to think I was telepathic with the ability to hear people’s thoughts but today my psychiatrist told me I have schizophrenia.
19Dec Roof Sale By Shannon Brady in Surreal Jokes +15 -22 Im selling my roof for free… i gues you can say its on the house!
28May Facebook Button By Craig in Surreal Jokes +6 -14 Facebook really needs a “You’re an idiot, I want to punch you in the throat!” button.
22Jul Round The World By Dave in Surreal Jokes +8 -16 Just got a round the world plane ticket for only $1200. After just 40 hrs I was back at JFK airport.