27Oct Crowded Lift By Dan in Surreal Jokes +7 -12 Farting in a crowded lift is wrong on multiple levels!
18Jan Hospice By David Tandy in Surreal Jokes +11 -17 Q. Why did the airport go to the hospice? A. Because it had terminal cancer.
21Nov Vegetable Eating By adam fields in Surreal Jokes +36 -42 Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? the wheelchair
02Dec Toothpaste By NBA in Surreal Jokes +18 -24 Got some extra sensitive toothpaste the other day. It gets really jealous if I use other toothpastes.
25Oct Man Trapped By Eric in Surreal Jokes +12 -18 Twenty years ago I used to feel like I was a man trapped inside a woman’s body but then I finally decided to come out of my mum and I was born.
18Nov Student Chef By ChrisP in Surreal Jokes +8 -14 Just failed my exam at Chef school. I ran out of thyme.