Best Funny Surreal Jokes

Funny collection of surreal jokes that will bend your perception of reality.

Crowded Lift

in Surreal Jokes
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Farting in a crowded lift is wrong on multiple levels!

Hospice

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Q. Why did the airport go to the hospice?
A. Because it had terminal cancer.

Vegetable Eating

in Surreal Jokes
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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

Toothpaste

in Surreal Jokes
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Got some extra sensitive toothpaste the other day. It gets really jealous if I use other toothpastes.

Man Trapped

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Twenty years ago I used to feel like I was a man trapped inside a woman’s body but then I finally decided to come out of my mum and I was born.

Student Chef

in Surreal Jokes
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Just failed my exam at Chef school.

I ran out of thyme.