Best Funny Surreal Jokes

Funny collection of surreal jokes that will bend your perception of reality.

Bread

in Surreal Jokes
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Went to a fancy dress party last night dressed as a loaf of bread, the birds were all over me.

Dracula

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Why did Dracula go to the doctors?

Because of his coffin.

Cool Budweiser

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Being stuck in traffic can be really annoying unless you happen to have a nice cool Budweiser in your glove box.

Speed Bumps

in Surreal Jokes
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My psychiatrist says I have a fear of speed bumps but now I’m slowly beginning to get over it.

Crowded Lift

in Surreal Jokes
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Farting in a crowded lift is wrong on multiple levels!

Hit a Kid

in Surreal Jokes
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I accidentally hit a kid with my car last night. It wasn’t serious, luckily nobody saw me.