Best Funny Religious Jokes

Funny short religious jokes about god and hilarious comedy that can occur. Also includes multiple Christian jokes, Muslim jokes and even jokes about Jews.

Happy Arab

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What do you call an Arab who has a positive attitude and always sees the bright side of life??

A Sunni Muslim

Catholic Priests

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Why are Catholic priests always running? Because they love to exercise demons.

Bishop

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Just seen a bishop walking in the street which was strange because he wasn’t walking diagonally.

Banks

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What do you call a banker with hayfever?

AJEW!!

Pope

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Why is the popes hat so big? ….. so he can hide little boys.

Jerusalem

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The following took place at a dinner party in Jerusalem about 2000 years ago.
This is my body. *Pulls out some bread*
This is my blood. *Pours some wine*
This is a stick up *Pulls out a gun*, put your hands on your head and get on the floor.