Best Funny Religious Jokes

Funny short religious jokes about god and hilarious comedy that can occur. Also includes multiple Christian jokes, Muslim jokes and even jokes about Jews.

Resurrection

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Why did Jesus rise from the dead at Easter?

Because he loves chocolate eggs.

Chicken Priest

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a Catholic priest standing next to it.

Gods favourite

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4 reasons why England is God’s favourite country.

1. No.1 language in the world
2. No mass shootings
3. No Earthquakes
4. No Hurricanes

God bless England!

Christmas

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Really not looking forward to Christmas this year, whoever invented it should be nailed to a cross.

Charles Darwin

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Charles Darwin was wrong we’re nothing like monkeys. I wish he was around now so I could throw my feces in his face.