Best Funny Religious Jokes

Funny short religious jokes about god and hilarious comedy that can occur. Also includes multiple Christian jokes, Muslim jokes and even jokes about Jews.

Lemons

in Religious Jokes
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Can Richard Dawkins and his atheist friends explain why lemons are so bitter? Fruits are supposed to be tasty so the seeds get ingested and spread around in peoples turds. Why do lemons taste like a pro’s fanny? Not that I’d know, I’ve never eaten a lemon.

God Why

in Religious Jokes
+19 -43

A man asked God why is his life so hard when his neighbor who is an atheist has it so easy. God replied “I prefer it when people don’t keep bothering me”.

Adam and Eve

in Religious Jokes
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Q. Why did God create Eve?
A. To iron Adam’s leaf.

God

in Religious Jokes
+19 -44

If God didn’t want people to jack-off why did give us long arms?

Heaven

in Religious Jokes
+30 -58

Why do people celebrate Jesus going to heaven? Once you reach your 30s the last thing you want is to move back with your parents.

Abortion

in Political Jokes, Religious Jokes
+35 -63

If Catholics are really against abortion then why do they hate gay people? Gay people never have abortions.