Best Funny Religious Jokes

Really not looking forward to Christmas this year, whoever invented it should be nailed to a cross.

Charles Darwin was wrong we’re nothing like monkeys. I wish he was around now so I could throw my feces in his face.

Q. Why did God create Eve?
A. To iron Adam’s leaf.

Can Richard Dawkins and his atheist friends explain why lemons are so bitter? Fruits are supposed to be tasty so the seeds get ingested and spread around in peoples turds. Why do lemons taste like a pro’s fanny? Not that I’d know, I’ve never eaten a lemon.

A man asked God why is his life so hard when his neighbor who is an atheist has it so easy. God replied “I prefer it when people don’t keep bothering me”.