Best Funny Religious Jokes

Funny short religious jokes about god and hilarious comedy that can occur. Also includes multiple Christian jokes, Muslim jokes and even jokes about Jews.

Noah

in Religious Jokes
+31 -40

If Noah was a Jew then why did he bring pigs with him on the boat?

Boy Band

in Religious Jokes
+54 -64

Have you heard about the new boy band that is taking Saudi Arabia by storm?? They’re called the Burka Street Boys.

Money

in Religious Jokes
+49 -59

If money is the root of all evil why do they ask for it in church?

Priest Chatup Line

in Pick Up Lines, Religious Jokes
+20 -30

I have a really small wiener. At least that’s what the priest told me.

Combo

in Religious Jokes
+17 -27

A drunk a priest and a pedofile walk into a bar….. that was just the first person!

Bread

in Religious Jokes
+13 -23

Just had some people knock on my door trying to convince me that ‘brown bread’ is better than ‘white bread’.

They told me they were hovis witness.