Best Funny Religious Jokes

Funny short religious jokes about god and hilarious comedy that can occur. Also includes multiple Christian jokes, Muslim jokes and even jokes about Jews.

Christmas Presents

in Religious Jokes
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Instead of buying Christmas presents for your kids why not give them wisdom instead?

If you wrap up an empty cardboard box this will teach them about disappointment.


in Religious Jokes
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If Noah was a Jew then why did he bring pigs with him on the boat?


in Religious Jokes
+13 -22

Just had some people knock on my door trying to convince me that ‘brown bread’ is better than ‘white bread’.

They told me they were hovis witness.

Boy Band

in Religious Jokes
+54 -63

Have you heard about the new boy band that is taking Saudi Arabia by storm?? They’re called the Burka Street Boys.


in Relationship Jokes, Religious Jokes
+25 -35

Just broken up with my girlfriend after she told me she used to be Christian.

..It might seem judgmental, but I have only known her since she was Christine.

Priest Chatup Line

in Pick Up Lines, Religious Jokes
+18 -28

I have a really small wiener. At least that’s what the priest told me.