Best Funny Religious Jokes

Funny short religious jokes about god and hilarious comedy that can occur. Also includes multiple Christian jokes, Muslim jokes and even jokes about Jews.

New Aftershave

in Religious Jokes
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Have you heard about the new aftershave the Catholic Church have just released?
It’s called ‘Eau My God’.

Rice Crispies

in Religious Jokes
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Q. What’s the difference between God and Rice Crispies?
A. God is infinitely old but the holy trinity of Snap, Crackle and Pop was actually created in the 1930s.

Famous Quote

in Religious Jokes
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“Anyone who lives his life in accordance with a book is a fool.” John 3:11

Hindu

in Religious Jokes
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Q. What’s a Hindu?
A. Lay eggs.

Fancy Dress

in Religious Jokes
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Had a fancy dress party last night and got beaten up after sleeping with a ghost. At least I thought it was a ghost, turns out it was my Muslim next door neighbors wife.

God

in Dirty Jokes, Religious Jokes
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Q. How can you tell that God is a man?
A. Because if he was a woman men would shit diamonds and sperm would taste like chocolate.