Best Funny Religious Jokes

Funny short religious jokes about god and hilarious comedy that can occur. Also includes multiple Christian jokes, Muslim jokes and even jokes about Jews.

Christmas Cards

in Religious Jokes
+20 -27

Just finished my Christmas cards.

MasterCard and Visa are now maxed out 🙁 .

The Pope

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+19 -26

What do the Pope and Jimmy Saville have in common?

They both wear lots of jewelrey.

Jesus

in Religious Jokes
+28 -36

What’s the difference in Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

You only need one nail to hang the painting.

Women Legs

in Religious Jokes
+35 -43

Q. Why did god give women legs?
A. So they could walk from the kitchen to the bedroom.

Cheese Factory

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+26 -34

Have you heard about the new cheese factory they’re opening in Palestine?
It’s called ‘Cheeses of Nazareth’.

Christmas Presents

in Religious Jokes
+17 -26

Instead of buying Christmas presents for your kids why not give them wisdom instead?

If you wrap up an empty cardboard box this will teach them about disappointment.