Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Funny Question

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My kid asked me a funny question today, he said “Dad do you know anything about contraception?”, I said “If I did you wouldn’t be here.

Wet

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The following conversation took place between a husband and wife.

Wife: Give it to me i’m so f*ckin wet!
Husband: I don’t care how much you shout, I’m not giving you the umbrella.

Women Condoms

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Q: Why are women like condoms?

A: The both spend about 90% of the time in your wallet and 10% of the time on your cock

Women And Bacon

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Q. What do women and bacon have in common?
A. They both look, smell and taste amazing but they also both slowly kill you.

Flowers

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My wife just called me.

She said, “Three of the girls in the office have just received some flowers for Valentines Day, they are absolutely gorgeous.”

I said, “That’s probably why they’ve received flowers then.”