24Aug Funny Question By Roy in Relationship Jokes +57 -36 My kid asked me a funny question today, he said “Dad do you know anything about contraception?”, I said “If I did you wouldn’t be here.
02Feb Wet By SteveS in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +47 -26 The following conversation took place between a husband and wife. Wife: Give it to me i’m so f*ckin wet! Husband: I don’t care how much you shout, I’m not giving you the umbrella.
30Sep Women Condoms By Dave in Relationship Jokes +44 -24 Q: Why are women like condoms? A: The both spend about 90% of the time in your wallet and 10% of the time on your cock
29Mar Women And Bacon By Dave in Relationship Jokes +30 -10 Q. What do women and bacon have in common? A. They both look, smell and taste amazing but they also both slowly kill you.
26Feb Bike By Yeffer in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +44 -24 Just got a bike for my wife…it was a good trade.
14Feb Flowers By SteveA in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +33 -13 My wife just called me. She said, “Three of the girls in the office have just received some flowers for Valentines Day, they are absolutely gorgeous.” I said, “That’s probably why they’ve received flowers then.”