Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

50th Birthday

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I gave my dad his 50th birthday card the other day. As the tears filled his eyes he softy said to me “You only had to give me 1 card son”.

Console

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My wife came home from work crying yesterday and asked me to console her.

So I hit her over the head with my Xbox.

Credit Card

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My credit card was stolen yesterday but not sure if I should report it. The thief is spending a lot less than my wife normally does.

Dad

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My dad never loved me as a child.
I can’t blame him really.
I wasn’t born until he was an adult.

Video Games

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What do relationships and video games have in common?

They both start off easy, then they get a little harder and then you end up cheating.

woman vrs terrorist

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What’s the difference between a woman and a terrorist?? You can negotiate with a terrorist.