Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Luck With Women

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I never have any luck with women. The other day my girlfriend won a trip for 2 to Las Vegas, she went there twice on her own.

Funny Question

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My kid asked me a funny question today, he said “Dad do you know anything about contraception?”, I said “If I did you wouldn’t be here.

Vacuum Cleaners

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Q. What do wives and vacuum cleaners have in common?

A. They both start whining and stop sucking when they need to be replaced.

Wet

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The following conversation took place between a husband and wife.

Wife: Give it to me i’m so f*ckin wet!
Husband: I don’t care how much you shout, I’m not giving you the umbrella.

Marriage

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When you get married you get 3 rings.

1. Engagement Ring
2. Wedding Ring
3. SuffeRING!!

Slept With

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Last night my girlfriend asked me to name all the women I’ve slept with. I probably should have stopped when I got to her.