29Sep Anniversary By Dave in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +38 -17 I tried to log on to my computer this morning but it wouldn’t let me in. I shouted to my wife, “Babe, have you changed the password on the PC?” “Yes honey.” “What is it?” “It’s the date of our anniversary.” Bitch.
24Aug Funny Question By Roy in Relationship Jokes +57 -36 My kid asked me a funny question today, he said “Dad do you know anything about contraception?”, I said “If I did you wouldn’t be here.
02Feb Wet By SteveS in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +47 -26 The following conversation took place between a husband and wife. Wife: Give it to me i’m so f*ckin wet! Husband: I don’t care how much you shout, I’m not giving you the umbrella.
20Jun Slept With By Rohela_c in Relationship Jokes +43 -22 Last night my girlfriend asked me to name all the women I’ve slept with. I probably should have stopped when I got to her.
16Mar Cooking By SteveB in Relationship Jokes +35 -14 Following conversation took place while wife was watching TV Husband: Why you watching that cookery show, you’re sh*t at cooking? Wife: Why do you watch porn, you’re sh*t at sex?
27Sep Girlfriend Birthday By Dave in Relationship Jokes +28 -7 My girlfriend wanted me to surprise her for her birthday so I phoned her from Morocco.