13Dec Weight scale By Jakkalas in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +27 -8 My wife says for Christmas she wants something that goes from 0-100 in a few of seconds so I got her a weighing scale.
22Apr Lord of The Rings By Sammy in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +30 -11 Reading Lord of the Rings at the moment. Apparently Gollum used to be normal but wearing the ring drained him of energy. Reminds me a lot of my marriage.
24Oct Slugs By SteveA in Animal Jokes, Relationship Jokes +27 -9 What if slugs are just divorced snails?
25Sep Multitasking By Frankp in Relationship Jokes +37 -19 Today my wife told me that women are better at multitasking than men so I told her to sit down and shut up. Guess what.. she couldn’t do either.
08Jul Home-Improvement Loan By Rob in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +28 -10 Just had a strange conversation with my wife about getting a home-improvement loan. She offered me $5,000 to move out.
04Apr Supermarket By Dave in Relationship Jokes +29 -11 The following conversation took place at a supermarket. Man: Hi, I’ve lost my wife, can you talk to me for a few minutes? Sexy Woman: Why? Man: Because every time I talk to beautiful women my wife appears out of nowhere.