Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Cafe

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Following conversation took place between husband and wife in a cafe.

Husband: I love you.
Wife: Is that you talking or the wine?
Husband: I was talking to the wine.

Vacuum Cleaners

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Q. What do wives and vacuum cleaners have in common?

A. They both start whining and stop sucking when they need to be replaced.

Look Nice

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The other day my wife asked me to buy her something to make her look nice so I went to the liquor store.

Accident

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Got stopped by a women in the street today. She said “Excuse me sir, have you had an accident in the last 3 years that wasn’t your fault? I said, “Yes, she’s nearly 3 now.”

Last Word

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When me and my wife have arguments I always have the last word. Usually those words are ‘Sorry, you’re right’.

Special

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Last night my wife asked me to make her feel special so I gave her a coloring book and some crayons.