14Mar Santa Oswald By Kevin in Political Jokes +7 -16 What do Santa Claus and Lee Harvey Oswald have in common? They can both be in two places at once.
26Nov Global Warming By Vinnie in Political Jokes +28 -37 I can’t believe all this global warming bullsh*t. The c*nts are always telling people to turn their lights off to save energy and help the planet. Last night I followed their advice, turned my lights off and ended up killing a pedestrian.
24Sep Spy Budget Cuts By SteveA in Political Jokes +11 -20 Now pay attention, 007; this looks like an ordinary suitcase but, if you push this button, a handle comes out and you can wheel it around.
25Nov X-factor Swimming By Luke in Political Jokes +4 -14 Just seen Simon Cowell drowning in my local swimming pool so I saved him ……….. as my profile picture on facebook.
06Mar Greta By Dave in Political Jokes +7 -17 Greta Thunberg is such a hypocrite. She asked me to use a condom last night even though it’s made from polluting plastic.