Best Funny Political Jokes

No matter how much you give a homeless person for tea… you never get that tea.

How do you confuse a feminist?
Tell her she can’t make you a sandwich.

Top scientists estimate there are over 48,200,000 kangaroos in Australia whilst Wales has a population of 3,136,000. So if the kangaroos decided to invade Wales, every Welsh man and woman would have to fight 15 kangaroos which is why politicians are allowed to break lockdown rules and finger random women.

It’s a disgrace that the UK has recently lost its AAA credit rating. Just because our main export is Walkers Crisps and half the population is on unemployment benefits doesn’t mean we have a weak economy.

What’s the diferrence between a rat and an immigrant?

Rats find it easier to get jobs in politics or to become lawyers.

The Greek government has just reported that production of humus and taramasalata is down 50% since the start of the month. Looks like it’s going to be a double dip recession.