Best Funny Political Jokes

If loves is the only thing that can conquer hate then why doesn’t the army have dildos instead of guns?

9/11… also known as “Bring Your Plane into Work Day”.

What do Santa Claus and Lee Harvey Oswald have in common?

They can both be in two places at once.

Top scientists estimate there are over 48,200,000 kangaroos in Australia whilst Wales has a population of 3,136,000. So if the kangaroos decided to invade Wales, every Welsh man and woman would have to fight 15 kangaroos which is why politicians are allowed to break lockdown rules and finger random women.

Just seen Simon Cowell drowning in my local swimming pool so I saved him ……….. as my profile picture on facebook.

Greta Thunberg is such a hypocrite. She asked me to use a condom last night even though it’s made from polluting plastic.