Best Funny Political Jokes

It’s a disgrace that the UK has recently lost its AAA credit rating. Just because our main export is Walkers Crisps and half the population is on unemployment benefits doesn’t mean we have a weak economy.

If loves is the only thing that can conquer hate then why doesn’t the army have dildos instead of guns?

9/11… also known as “Bring Your Plane into Work Day”.

What do Santa Claus and Lee Harvey Oswald have in common?

They can both be in two places at once.

I can’t believe all this global warming bullsh*t. The c*nts are always telling people to turn their lights off to save energy and help the planet. Last night I followed their advice, turned my lights off and ended up killing a pedestrian.

Now pay attention, 007; this looks like an ordinary suitcase but, if you push this button, a handle comes out and you can wheel it around.