Best Funny Political Jokes

Just heard on the radio that apparently Colonel Sanders got the idea for KFC during WWI when he was raiding a German chicken farm using a flame thrower.

No matter how much you give a homeless person for tea… you never get that tea.

How do you confuse a feminist?
Tell her she can’t make you a sandwich.

Top scientists estimate there are over 48,200,000 kangaroos in Australia whilst Wales has a population of 3,136,000. So if the kangaroos decided to invade Wales, every Welsh man and woman would have to fight 15 kangaroos which is why politicians are allowed to break lockdown rules and finger random women.

It’s a disgrace that the UK has recently lost its AAA credit rating. Just because our main export is Walkers Crisps and half the population is on unemployment benefits doesn’t mean we have a weak economy.

If loves is the only thing that can conquer hate then why doesn’t the army have dildos instead of guns?