Best Funny Political Jokes

Political jokes and one liners that make fun of the ruling elite. Also includes some hilarious Coronavirus jokes.

Apr

Double Standards

By Steve

in Political Jokes

+4 -11

I hate these double standards.

If you wear a mask while shopping your “protecting people” but if you wear one during a rape you’re “harming people”.

Jun

EU Full

By Juliet

in Political Jokes

+40 -48

Q. Why is the EU full?
A. They just lost 1 GB.

Jan

Barack

By dan

in Dirty Jokes, Political Jokes

+5 -13

When I first met Barack Obama I was quite nervous but now I‘ve come out of mishell.

May

Royal Wedding

By WilliamH

in Political Jokes

+10 -18

The Royal Wedding, live on YouTube.
Youtube.com/harryswedding

The Royal Honeymoon, live on Redtube.
redtube.com/harrygoesballsdeeep

Nov

Hamas Israeli Joke

By Dave

in Political Jokes

+15 -23

I was going to make a joke about Hamas but it Israeli inappropriate.

Nov

Poppies

By Ishmael

in Political Jokes

Tags: Muslim Jokes

+32 -40

I heard on the radio today that a warlord in Afghanistan has purchased over 3 million poppies. It’s great to see Islamic military leaders showing their respect to the British Armed Forces.