Best Funny Political Jokes

Donald Trump has just released new details about his plan to send illegals back to Mexico. He’s gonna deport them Juan by Juan.

The following conversation took place in the palace of the supreme leader of North Korea.

Kim Jong Un: Nuke the Chinese.
Adviser: No problem your excellency, missiles will be launched in 3 minutes.
Kim Jong Un: I was talking about microwaving some food you idiot.

There was a strike today at work! After waiting a long time finally someone turned up who actually knows how to play ten-pin bowling!

Tried to do some bitcoin mining last night, I now have a pickaxe stuck in my PC.

Got a letter today through the post that was addressed to ‘The Occupier’ which was strange because there are no Israelis living here.

I hate these double standards.

If you wear a mask while shopping your “protecting people” but if you wear one during a rape you’re “harming people”.