Best Funny Political Jokes

Pizza Hut has made an official complaint to Buckingham Palace for waisting staff time. Apparantly the Queen and her friend Maya Buttreeks ordered twenty ‘Hot 12″ Mexicans’ but refused to pay on delivery!

Donald Trump has just released new details about his plan to send illegals back to Mexico. He’s gonna deport them Juan by Juan.

The following conversation took place in the palace of the supreme leader of North Korea.

Kim Jong Un: Nuke the Chinese.
Adviser: No problem your excellency, missiles will be launched in 3 minutes.
Kim Jong Un: I was talking about microwaving some food you idiot.

There was a strike today at work! After waiting a long time finally someone turned up who actually knows how to play ten-pin bowling!

Tried to do some bitcoin mining last night, I now have a pickaxe stuck in my PC.

Got a letter today through the post that was addressed to ‘The Occupier’ which was strange because there are no Israelis living here.