Best Funny Political Jokes

Political jokes and one liners that make fun of the ruling elite. Also includes some hilarious Coronavirus jokes.

Cheap Umbrella

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Just bought a really cheap umbrella that has just fell to bits. I wish kids in 3rd world would take more pride in their work.

Sperminator 2

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A black man was spying on me last night while I was watching Sperminator 2 on my pc. I now really regret voting for him in the 2012 elections.

Car Loan

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Went to the bank today to get a loan for my car. I’ve now got enough money to fill up the tank.

Independence Day

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Earlier today Prince Philip sent a message to the President wishing him a happy Independence Day. His message said “You did a great job destroying the alien mothership and humanity is forever grateful.”

Strike

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There was a strike today at work! After waiting a long time finally someone turned up who actually knows how to play ten-pin bowling!

Bitcoin Mining

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Tried to do some bitcoin mining last night, I now have a pickaxe stuck in my PC.