13Oct Cheap Umbrella By Ricky in Political Jokes +11 -16 Just bought a really cheap umbrella that has just fell to bits. I wish kids in 3rd world would take more pride in their work.
11Jun Sperminator 2 By Nicky in Political Jokes +12 -18 A black man was spying on me last night while I was watching Sperminator 2 on my pc. I now really regret voting for him in the 2012 elections.
19Sep Car Loan By Bieber in Political Jokes +11 -17 Went to the bank today to get a loan for my car. I’ve now got enough money to fill up the tank.
04Jul Independence Day By Steve in Political Jokes +7 -13 Earlier today Prince Philip sent a message to the President wishing him a happy Independence Day. His message said “You did a great job destroying the alien mothership and humanity is forever grateful.”
19Oct Strike By Ted in Political Jokes +6 -13 There was a strike today at work! After waiting a long time finally someone turned up who actually knows how to play ten-pin bowling!
15Dec Bitcoin Mining By SteveJ in Political Jokes +11 -18 Tried to do some bitcoin mining last night, I now have a pickaxe stuck in my PC.