Best Funny Political Jokes

Political jokes and one liners that make fun of the ruling elite. Also includes some hilarious Coronavirus jokes.

Israel

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Heard some people talking about Israel on the radio this morning saying they should be boycotted for crimes again humanity. Personally I didn’t think the Eurovision song was that bad.

Houses

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I used to make a lot of money in houses but then the police tracked me down and confiscated my printing press.

Backpacking

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Just had the following conversation with my friend who’s gone backpacking in North Korea.

Me: So how’s your holiday in North Korea going?
Friend: I literally can’t complain and I’ve willingly decided to stay here for another 10 years without any threats of violence. Goodbye!

Syria

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Trump has announced that recent airstrikes were a great success. After reducing large parts of Syria to rubble people living in Detroit now feel slightly less jealous of Syrians.

Cheap Umbrella

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Just bought a really cheap umbrella that has just fell to bits. I wish kids in 3rd world would take more pride in their work.

Sex Change

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Just got home after a successful sex change operation from male to female. It was so successful I even crashed my car while reversing out of the hospital car park.