Best Funny Political Jokes

Heard some people talking about Israel on the radio this morning saying they should be boycotted for crimes again humanity. Personally I didn’t think the Eurovision song was that bad.

I used to make a lot of money in houses but then the police tracked me down and confiscated my printing press.

Just had the following conversation with my friend who’s gone backpacking in North Korea.

Me: So how’s your holiday in North Korea going?
Friend: I literally can’t complain and I’ve willingly decided to stay here for another 10 years without any threats of violence. Goodbye!

Trump has announced that recent airstrikes were a great success. After reducing large parts of Syria to rubble people living in Detroit now feel slightly less jealous of Syrians.

Just bought a really cheap umbrella that has just fell to bits. I wish kids in 3rd world would take more pride in their work.

Just got home after a successful sex change operation from male to female. It was so successful I even crashed my car while reversing out of the hospital car park.