Best Funny Political Jokes

Political jokes and one liners that make fun of the ruling elite. Also includes some hilarious Coronavirus jokes.

Punishment

in Political Jokes
+11 -15

If good things come to those who wait then is being put into prison really a punishment?

Bill Gates Vaccine

in Political Jokes
+6 -10

Have you heard about the new Bill Gates vaccine? When you first take it you turn blue and keep going to sleep but then after a couple of years they give you an updated version and it starts working properly.

Fastest

in Political Jokes
+7 -11

What is the fastest country?

Iran

Mortgage Deal

in Political Jokes
+7 -11

Government has announced new plans to help first-time buyers which is great. They have as much right as anyone to have a house repossessed.

brutal war

in Political Jokes
+16 -20

Why do most people find wars unnecessary and brutal? Because most people don‘t have shares in arms companies.

Lawyers

in Political Jokes
+13 -17

What happens when you give viagra to lawyers?

They grow taller.