Best Funny Political Jokes

Political jokes and one liners that make fun of the ruling elite. Also includes some hilarious Coronavirus jokes.

Fastest

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+7 -11

What is the fastest country?

Iran

Mortgage Deal

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+7 -11

Government has announced new plans to help first-time buyers which is great. They have as much right as anyone to have a house repossessed.

brutal war

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+16 -20

Why do most people find wars unnecessary and brutal? Because most people don‘t have shares in arms companies.

Lawyers

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+13 -17

What happens when you give viagra to lawyers?

They grow taller.

Israel

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+9 -13

Heard some people talking about Israel on the radio this morning saying they should be boycotted for crimes again humanity. Personally I didn’t think the Eurovision song was that bad.

Houses

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+9 -13

I used to make a lot of money in houses but then the police tracked me down and confiscated my printing press.