Best Funny Pick Up Lines

Funny pick up lines that are guaranteed to bring you success with the ladies every time.

Diarrhoea Chat Up Line

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My love for you is like diarrhoea, I just can’t hold it in.

Bicycle Pickup

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Do you believe in reincarnation?? When I come back I want to be reincarnated as your bicycle seat.

Chinese Pickup Line

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Hi I’m Chinese. Once you go yellow you’ll never want another fellow.

Baby Chat Up Line

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Waah Waah (simulate crying), can I suck on your breasts? (It works for babies).

Overheard Pickup Line

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Hi, I overheard you talking with your friend and I’d just like to say that you’re really boring the shit out of me. Every word you speak is like a pillow over my face.

Survey Pick-Up Line

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Hi I’m doing a survey, can i have your name and phone number?