Best Funny Pick Up Lines

Funny pick up lines that are guaranteed to bring you success with the ladies every time.

Overheard Pickup Line

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Hi, I overheard you talking with your friend and I’d just like to say that you’re really boring the shit out of me. Every word you speak is like a pillow over my face.

Survey Pick-Up Line

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Hi I’m doing a survey, can i have your name and phone number?

Mexican Pickup Line

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Grab your taco, you’ve pulled a dyslexic Mexican.

Gillette Pickup Line

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Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get.

Viagra Pickup Line

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Hi, I need your help. I took some Viagra 3 hours ago and I’ve only got 2 hours left before it wears off.

Lips Pick Up Line

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Man: How big are your lips?
Woman: *Gives some sort of response*
Man: No, I mean your other lips.