Best Funny Pick Up Lines

Funny pick up lines that are guaranteed to bring you success with the ladies every time.
24
Dec

Twitter Chatup Line

By Ben
in Pick Up Lines
+7 -32

Hi, do you want to follow me on twitter? My address is @millionairewithamassivecock.

23
Jul

Low Standards Pick-Up Line

By Bri23
in Pick Up Lines
+14 -39

Hi, I was just wondering if you have low standards?

26
Feb

Mexican Pickup Line

By Don Juan
in Pick Up Lines
+13 -39

Grab your taco, you’ve pulled a dyslexic Mexican.

21
Apr

Gillette Pickup Line

By Don Juan
in Pick Up Lines
+7 -34

Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get.

31
Oct

Ass Chatup Line

By Pete
in Pick Up Lines
+6 -34

Is it normal for your ass to bleed?

19
Aug

Medusa PickUp Line

By Dave
in Pick Up Lines
+5 -33

Are you Medusa because you’re making me hard?

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