Best Funny Pick Up Lines

Funny pick up lines that are guaranteed to bring you success with the ladies every time.
30
Aug

Political party

By Ashley
in Pick Up Lines
+15 -36

What political party do you support because in 9 months time you’ll be in labour

15
Dec

Cold pick-up line

By Dave
in Pick Up Lines
+10 -32

Brr, its cold today! Can I warm my hands with your heaving breasts?

24
Dec

Christmas Chatup Line

By CraigH
in Pick Up Lines
+33 -55

I’ve got something special in my sack for you.

28
Oct

Halloween Pickup Line

By Vlad
in Pick Up Lines
+8 -30

You look so good, you’re making my man-bits rise from the dead.

06
Nov

Heaven Pick Up Line

By Michael
in Pick Up Lines
+18 -41

Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?… Cause you look like Satan!

28
Nov

Drink Pick-Up Line

By Steve
in Pick Up Lines
+23 -46

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

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