Best Funny Pick Up Lines

Funny pick up lines that are guaranteed to bring you success with the ladies every time.
07
Jul

Farmer Pick-Up Line

By Dave
in Pick Up Lines
+10 -31

Are you a farmer? Because you’ve got some big, round, beautiful melons!

28
Oct

Halloween Pickup Line

By Vlad
in Pick Up Lines
+8 -30

You look so good, you’re making my man-bits rise from the dead.

15
Dec

Cold pick-up line

By Dave
in Pick Up Lines
+10 -32

Brr, its cold today! Can I warm my hands with your heaving breasts?

24
Dec

Christmas Chatup Line

By CraigH
in Pick Up Lines
+33 -55

I’ve got something special in my sack for you.

08
Oct

Bicycle Pickup

By Juan
in Pick Up Lines
+3 -26

Do you believe in reincarnation?? When I come back I want to be reincarnated as your bicycle seat.

06
Nov

Heaven Pick Up Line

By Michael
in Pick Up Lines
+18 -41

Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?… Cause you look like Satan!

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