Best Funny Pick Up Lines

Funny pick up lines that are guaranteed to bring you success with the ladies every time.
15
Jan

Viagra Pickup Line

By Pete
in Pick Up Lines
+23 -51

Hi, I need your help. I took some Viagra 3 hours ago and I’ve only got 2 hours left before it wears off.

17
Dec

Lips Pick Up Line

By AidyG
in Pick Up Lines
+16 -44

Man: How big are your lips?
Woman: *Gives some sort of response*
Man: No, I mean your other lips.

06
Jan

Stiff Pick-Up Line

By Don Juan
in Pick Up Lines
+20 -49

**Whisper In Girls Ear** I just got an erection… thanks!

20
Aug

Chinese Pick Up Line

By Fos14
in Pick Up Lines
+11 -40

I’m not Chinese but I can still eat your pussi.

21
Oct

Earthquake Pick Up Line

By Jimi
in Pick Up Lines
+19 -48

Wooh wooh did an earthquake just happen or did you just rock my world?

31
Dec

Orphanage Pick-Up Line

By AdyB
in Pick Up Lines
+15 -44

Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.

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