Best Funny Pick Up Lines

Funny pick up lines that are guaranteed to bring you success with the ladies every time.
27
Jan

Drink Chat-Up Line

By Dave
in Pick Up Lines
+26 -46

You look like I need another drink.

24
Nov

Sleeping Pickup Line

By Don Juan
in Pick Up Lines
+12 -32

Man: Hi, do you like sleeping.
Woman: Yeah
Man: Cool.. maybe we should do it together sometime.

01
Jun

Bra pickup Line

By Don Juan
in Pick Up Lines
+5 -25

Hi, are you 34C? (stare at boobs)

07
Jul

Farmer Pick-Up Line

By Dave
in Pick Up Lines
+10 -31

Are you a farmer? Because you’ve got some big, round, beautiful melons!

20
Dec

End Of World

By Steve
in Pick Up Lines
+14 -35

Hi it’s the end of the world tomorrow, would you like to have sex?

25
Aug

Game Of Thrones Pickup Line

By Little Finger
in Pick Up Lines
+12 -33

Is your name Winter?… Because I think you’re gonna be coming later.

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