Best Funny Pick Up Lines

Funny pick up lines that are guaranteed to bring you success with the ladies every time.
24
Nov

Sleeping Pickup Line

By Don Juan
in Pick Up Lines
+12 -32

Man: Hi, do you like sleeping.
Woman: Yeah
Man: Cool.. maybe we should do it together sometime.

01
Jun

Bra pickup Line

By Don Juan
in Pick Up Lines
+5 -25

Hi, are you 34C? (stare at boobs)

22
Jan

Pancakes

By The Judge
in Pick Up Lines
+15 -35

Do you like blackberries or strawberries because I want to know what type of pancakes to order you in the morning.

13
Jan

Best chat up line

By Maoc Dean
in Pick Up Lines
+8 -28

Best chat up line ever which never fails, it is, don’t scream b*tch i have a knife.

17
Sep

Best Before Chat up Line

By PeteG
in Pick Up Lines
+10 -30

Hi babe fancy coming over to my place? I’ve got a load of condoms that are approaching their ‘best before’ date and I need to use them up.

12
May

Religious Pickup Line

By Dave
in Pick Up Lines
+15 -35

Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.

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