Best Funny Pick Up Lines

Funny pick up lines that are guaranteed to bring you success with the ladies every time.
13
Jan

Best chat up line

By Maoc Dean
in Pick Up Lines
+8 -28

Best chat up line ever which never fails, it is, don’t scream b*tch i have a knife.

17
Sep

Best Before Chat up Line

By PeteG
in Pick Up Lines
+10 -30

Hi babe fancy coming over to my place? I’ve got a load of condoms that are approaching their ‘best before’ date and I need to use them up.

12
May

Religious Pickup Line

By Dave
in Pick Up Lines
+15 -35

Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.

14
Jul

Doctor Pickup Line

By Dave
in Pick Up Lines
+17 -37

Are you a doctor?? cause you just cured my erectile dysfunction.

14
Jun

Cyrus Pickup Line

By Don Juan
in Pick Up Lines
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+7 -27

On a scale of Cyrus to Jewish, how tight are you?

01
Oct

Pokemon Pick Up Line

By Danny
in Pick Up Lines
+25 -45

Are you a Pokemon because i want to hit you with my Pokeballs?

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