Best Funny Pick Up Lines

Funny pick up lines that are guaranteed to bring you success with the ladies every time.
24
May

Palestinian Pickup Line

By BennyN
in Pick Up Lines
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+2 -21

Are you the Palestinian territories because I want to go deep inside you and colonize.

03
Dec

FedeX Pick-Up Line

By Dave
in Pick Up Lines
+18 -37

Hi my name is Dave but you can call me FedeX because I’ve got a big package with your name on it.

06
Oct

Sunburn Pickup Line

By Don Juan
in Pick Up Lines
+15 -34

Do you have sunburn or are you always this hot??

02
Mar

Boobs Pick-Up Line

By Dave
in Pick Up Lines
+14 -33

Is it hot in here or are you boobs just really huge?

11
Jun

Think I’m Cute Funny Joke

By The Judge
in Pick Up Lines
+7 -26

Hi, me and my friend were just talking and he wondered if you think I’m cute.

27
Jan

Drink Chat-Up Line

By Dave
in Pick Up Lines
+26 -46

You look like I need another drink.

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