Best Funny Pick Up Lines

Funny pick up lines that are guaranteed to bring you success with the ladies every time.
06
Oct

Sunburn Pickup Line

By Don Juan
in Pick Up Lines
+15 -34

Do you have sunburn or are you always this hot??

02
Mar

Boobs Pick-Up Line

By Dave
in Pick Up Lines
+14 -33

Is it hot in here or are you boobs just really huge?

11
Jun

Think I’m Cute Funny Joke

By The Judge
in Pick Up Lines
+7 -26

Hi, me and my friend were just talking and he wondered if you think I’m cute.

17
Oct

Fred Flintstone Chat-Up Line

By Bambam
in Pick Up Lines
+22 -41

Hi babe, I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

09
Aug

Onions Pick Up Line

By Dave
in Pick Up Lines
+18 -37

Your face makes onions cry.

24
Nov

Sleeping Pickup Line

By Don Juan
in Pick Up Lines
+12 -32

Man: Hi, do you like sleeping.
Woman: Yeah
Man: Cool.. maybe we should do it together sometime.

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